All caught up. Which is great for me, because I actually don't want to talk about them ever again. No offense to the moles, but my liminal power is that I can turn into a giant bug, so we're sort of natural enemies.
Nice to meet you, Shannon. How do you feel about cheating? Like, on tests.
That's convenient. I find that people tend to form opinions about me on sight.
Not exactly what I'm after. I'd like to run the course twice during the next Leadership Evaluation, once in my insect form and once as just lil ol' me. But I'd like to make sure I won't get seriously injured in my human form; I'm pretty busy.
Usually it's to my benefit. People either find me one-dimensionally evil or one-dimensionally perfect and, either way, it generally pays to be underestimated.
Oh, good. Can you do me the favor of like ... quadruple checking to make sure the 'Slice Off Annie's Head' function is turned off?
hey do u wanna go w me to annie's bday next week we get a +1. and i love them but the last jack n annie party (engagement) (they got secret married like, recently) was themed on some book i'd never read and everyone had to play conversation games and this threatens to be similar bc jack won't tell anyone anything except "the menu is levantine" ???
i mean i thiiink so. i don't know her THAT that well she's just good friends w my brother and marrying randomly jack who i knew from la ?? loves 2 argue n be right but v well meaning so i think that's where the vibe might come from idt she's a NARC narc
she was just like how do you feel about cheating on tests and I was like I’m not helping you cheat and she was like haha I wasn’t going to ask you to!!!
aw man don't tell me that are they gonna take over i hate a smart robot
YEAHH i mean. i guess it was pretty and there were yellow flowers so aesthetics Good but also no one told me ahead of time and i wore a tube top and now i don't know what to do this time
they can't get out of the training room. [...] you should run the obstacle course next time they do leadership evals tho
ok if they're not clear on the messaging and theming it's not our fault if we show up inappropriately dressed. but if you want something new i have a whole thrift store in my pockets. i sort of went in a little too hard on the retail therapy after the divorce
oh yeah they're super cool and adaptive. even if your powers don't work on them we could make them act like they do. [...] it's pretty boring but i could try to explain the technical stuff to you if you really want
i shoulda bought a car before i came here... what's a little more debt when you've got a reliable salary anyway
i DO really want [...] like really-really it sounds so cool. i have a lot of radiation detector fax randomly in Return but a lot of it's boring and a lot of people facts which are not all that boring.
Right and there's not rent! It's all free income! WHAT better time
ok the radiation stuff is kind of boring i won't lie to you i got lost bcos dr. c-d's little devices took so long to get set up and i was bored out of my miiind. but i feel like i should probably know about it anyway
oh nooooo. they're designing a new one i should tell enoch Portability should be a FEATURE (i read all his papers bc he implied i wouldn't get them and now i am smart about rift radiation against my will)
look when i got here i thought everyone was speaking another language ENTIREly so i get it. a translation is like "hi i'm a doctor so i named this new shit beta rift radiation it makes yr powers fucky n happens only here in this rift and has been seen in a) blip b) storm c) ernestine waters d) mist what a mystery!!!"
idk am i more irresponsible ive always felt weve like, tied but in different flavours
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I'm Annie, by the way. I heard you're here to make the murder robots even murder..ery, is that true?
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Shannon. And if I do my job right they should feel more murdery without actually killing you. But I am new!
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Nice to meet you, Shannon. How do you feel about cheating? Like, on tests.
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Why? What have you heard about me?
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I'm not going to make the murderbots take it easy on you, though, if that's what you're after.
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Not exactly what I'm after. I'd like to run the course twice during the next Leadership Evaluation, once in my insect form and once as just lil ol' me. But I'd like to make sure I won't get seriously injured in my human form; I'm pretty busy.
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There's a "normal person" setting. It just doesn't get much use.
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Oh, good. Can you do me the favor of like ... quadruple checking to make sure the 'Slice Off Annie's Head' function is turned off?
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Our motto is "We Promise We Won't Slice Your Head Off".
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Very reassuring. Did you come up with that?
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Yeah, I'm kind of a marketing savant.
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2nd q: what book
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what did she want u to do
100 years of solitude
(sounds bummer)
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dude. For an engagement party
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i'm SAYIN'
i mean she liked it and all but that feels like inviting bad vibes??
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yeah i think this concept works better if your fav book is like pride and prejudice yknow
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aw man don't tell me that are they gonna take over i hate a smart robot
YEAHH i mean. i guess it was pretty and there were yellow flowers so aesthetics Good but also no one told me ahead of time and i wore a tube top and now i don't know what to do this time
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ok if they're not clear on the messaging and theming it's not our fault if we show up inappropriately dressed. but if you want something new i have a whole thrift store in my pockets. i sort of went in a little too hard on the retail therapy after the divorce
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I would love to shop in yr pockets tho i haven't gone actual shopping in sooo looong i think everyone here has seen at least half my hottest stuff
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god still coping with the fact that my social circle is now these same ppl in this same bubble forever
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this is NOT an ask to cheat just a point
i try to not think about that or i start being so sad
i do have a car tho so if we ever need to just Get Out
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i shoulda bought a car before i came here... what's a little more debt when you've got a reliable salary anyway
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[...] like really-really it sounds so cool. i have a lot of radiation detector fax randomly in Return but a lot of it's boring and a lot of people facts which are not all that boring.
Right and there's not rent! It's all free income! WHAT better time
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what if i get a convertible
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well then we'd be twins mine's baby blue
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you aren’t cooler than me btw you’re just slightly more irresponsible and therefore faster at it
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idk am i more irresponsible ive always felt weve like, tied but in different flavours
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fine i accept it